Monday, October 24, 2005

Bringing Sick Kids to the Library

We are looking to post a sign on our library door which reads, "Please bring your sick kid to our library. We aren't immune to everything yet!"

What is the deal with bringing sick kids to the library? It seems general protocol, at least in our neighborhood, to bring a child to the library after a doctor has pronounced that he must stay home from school for a few days. Although the free babysitting may seem appealing at first, there is nothing more frightening than a BITTER LIBRARIAN who now has the flu! Once we all get the flu, the library will have to close, and our neighborhood will have no place to bring their sick kids.

So please leave your sick kids . . . at home! Where the little runts can get better . . . (God forbid!) Who are these parents anyway?


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